I was brushing my teeth this morning. The bathroom door flew open, surprising me a little. Adam had on his pajama shirt, orange monster truck underwear, and one black sock pulled all the way up to his knee..."Mom it's not ba-noc-u-leers, it's bee-noc-u-leers." He slammed the door back shut and left as quickly as he came.
I stood there for a moment as my mind was trying to register whether that just happened.